Weird Things You Do When You’re Alone

Shout-out to “elaborate sitting positions”, which are a hallmark of my alone time.

I will also add:

Weird dancing/slinking about.

Obsessively tweezing ingrown leg hairs while watching How I Met Your Mother episodes.

Scolding myself aloud, especially while cooking (“Why did you put the salt there? You don’t even make sense!”).

Catching myself talking to myself and then scolding myself for that (“You’re crazy”).

Making faces/hand gestures at myself in my bedroom closet mirrors.

Exaggerated sighing or hurumphing when, after just sitting down, I have to get up to: plug in my headphones; cross the room; get a glass of water; pee.

Absentminded boob play.